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Lawrence posted an update: On this day of our Lord, I have hereby banned the […]

Thu, 10 Jul 2025 13:46:11 -0700

On this day of our Lord, I have hereby banned the following phrase: “But people aren’t ready for that conversation.” If you place that phrase anywhere in a post, everyone reading that post is allowed, from this day forth, to flog you without mercy.

Monique: I'm just here to note that when the Metaphor Club […]

Wed, 09 Jul 2025 18:37:25 -0700

I’m just here to note that when the Metaphor Club closed (breaking all of our hearts in the process), I was the reigning Monopoly champion.

I taught @alpha1906 and @lawrence-gilliam how to lose like gentlemen.

Lawrence posted an update: This weekend, I'm setting up TheMetaphorClub.com […]

Sat, 28 Jun 2025 15:10:19 -0700

This weekend, I’m setting up TheMetaphorClub.com Writing Group on the platform. That’s where we’ll commune for all things writing. Look for it.

Live Q&As with professional writers, screenwriters, and editors
MetaREAD Cold Table Reads — hear your scenes performed live for feedback
Writing Sprints & Accountability Challenges — get it done,…

April posted an update: Truth hurts.

Fri, 27 Jun 2025 00:56:40 -0700

Truth hurts.

April posted an update:

Mon, 23 Jun 2025 22:08:31 -0700

Lawrence posted an update: Let me let you in on how this US vs. Iran TV series is […]

Sun, 22 Jun 2025 23:25:33 -0700

Let me let you in on how this US vs. Iran TV series is gonna go. Iran is gonna hit us with a terrorist attack, and who is Trump gonna blame? Biden…for having ‘open borders.’ Just don’t want you to be surprised. I hope Biden walks up to the mic and says: “Fuck you.”

Lawrence posted an update: Y'all gotta stop conflating academic principles with […]

Sun, 22 Jun 2025 22:03:56 -0700

Y’all gotta stop conflating academic principles with any argument that comes to your mind. I swear to God, pancakes aren’t an imperialist plot to make wheat the dominant grain in capitalism. They’re just pancakes. Unless they are Aunt Jemima, and thus, they are a white suprem…

Lawrence posted an update: Welcome to the Metaphor Club social online community. […]

Thu, 12 Jun 2025 16:16:40 -0700

Welcome to the Metaphor Club social online community. If you’re wondering what the point of this is, it’s not to just create another social media platform. It’s to humanize the experience. That doesn’t mean that we have to agree on things, or we can’t have vigorous debates, but what happens if you lead with selflessness, generosity, and…